Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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