you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Sober January is a disaster.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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