The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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