We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
