"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
