I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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