it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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