Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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