Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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