it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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