Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I am full of burrito and curiosity
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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