How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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