2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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