Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Randomize
