you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Randomize