we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Are we still banned from the library?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize