Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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