I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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