So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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