The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
