i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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