i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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