seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Couch. On fire.
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