Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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