Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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