you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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