Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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