I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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