The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Dicks are not precious.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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