meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
im holly from the hills drunk
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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