Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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