i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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