Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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