Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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