But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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