C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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