Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
