ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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