Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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