My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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