We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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