Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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