I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
