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Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I look better un-naked...
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Is Oprah even human
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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