People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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