Its about making memories worth repressing
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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