I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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