sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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