Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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