Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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