awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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